Overheard in L.A.: Why We Don't Need Project Runway
By Amanda Schwartz
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from an elevator, Studio City Starbucks, the Outfest screenwriting lab and Beverly Hills.
Overheard of the Week
"I designed MC Hammer's baggy pants."
Total Lack of Exaggeration
"The roads in Montenegro and Bosnia are better than they are in West Hollywood."
Music To My Ears
"What's trap music?"
"Well, there's lots of free vodka, who cares."
"Apparently Victoria's Secret doesn't have a children's department?"
Sounds Like A Blast
"It's like playing Russian roulette with piss."
At a bar via @JoshDeMilta
Innuendo of the Week
"We're gonna need a bigger banana."
On set via @Naira_TVD
Awkward Golf Clap
"I wish my phone had a clap app."
It’s Called Standards
“It is totally valid to dump someone because they like American cheese, right?”
How Can You Call Yourself a Human Being?
"I've never been instagramed."
The Grass is Always Greener
"It's pretty ghetto out here, but it's definitely too hipster in there."
How Do You Spell Tool
"I only go to restaurants that have valet and I never go east of La Brea."
In Beverly Hills via @gatsbycoram
It’s Twitter Sense
"I don't sign a contract more than 140 characters."
Please, Tell Me More About Your Digestive Tract
"That corn dog went down like a lead bomb."
The Charney Effect
Cop: "He was humping one of the mannequins over at American Apparel.
Diet of Champions
"Let’s eat there tonight cause tomorrow I start my kale and coffee diet."
On an elevator via @michaelwhittle
Actually That’s Society Crying
"According to Facebook it's really raining hard outside."
At the theater via @omriceren
Sounds Like You’re in a Good Place
"My tears are wasted...and so am I."
At an Outfest screenplay writing lab via @xoHaleyMarie
"So, what am I? The titmouse in your little equation?"
At the Studio City Starbucks via @Bleeding_Skull
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