Jessica P. Ogilvie

It's the dream of many a young lady and gent to get the chance to kiss Brad Pitt, Sexiest Man Alive for many a year and perfect specimen of a man circa "Fight Club." But for one young lady, kissing the actor was nothing short of "disgusting," and that young lady is none other than Kirsten Dunst.

This year, Kim Kardashian — noted contributor to hard-hitting cultural matters — is considering whether or not to attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner.

Southern California is home to hundreds of thousands of veterans, and over the next few years, more and more military personnel will return from their stations and need work. So it fits that today, the non-profit Got Your Six staged a hiring fair at The Proud Bird near LAX for local troops looking for jobs.

Today, arguments in favor of and against Proposition 8 were heard by the Supreme Court of the United States. And certain folks in Hollywood weren't about to miss it -- according to The Hollywood Reporter, Rob Reiner paid a stand-in to wait in line for him for nearly a week, to the tune of about $6,000.

Other than Team Breezy, Chris Brown doesn't have too many friends out there in the world.

In tonight's Extra, Extra, LiLo works her rehab around Coachella, a strip club crime goes to court, and a doctor perishes in El Salvador. Plus: Keep up with us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter: @LAist @LAistFood @LAistSports. You can also find us on Pinterest, Storify, Foursquare, and Instagram (laistpics).

Ryan Lochte burst onto the world stage in the 2012 Summer Olympics, and since then, we've all been waiting with bated breath to see how he'll leverage his newfound fame. Now, we have our answer: Because his other major skill besides swimming is simply existing, he's made the wise move of snagging his very own /07/ryan_lochte_gets_his_own_reality_tv.php">reality TV show.

Aubrey Plaza is known for basically redefining the word "deadpan" when it comes to comedic performances, and if you're into that kind of thing, you'll be pleased to hear that she's now receiving accolades for her work thus far: The actress will be the recipient of CinemaCon's Breakthrough Performer of the Year Award.

If you were planning on enjoying a delicious Coke with your Passover seder this year and you live in California, just know that you will likely be breaking your keeping-kosher-for-the-week plans by doing so.

OK kids, it's time for some truth talk -- when you take a purity pledge, you don't wind up pure. You wind up with a ball gag in your mouth, a dildo up your ass and a video camera turned on, such that your escapades will soon be viewed by internet users the world over.

It seems like everyone is weighing in on the upcoming departure of Jay Leno form "The Tonight Show," and the latest person to get in on the action is Leno's nemesis, Jimmy Kimmel.

In tonight's Extra, Extra, the San Bernardino County Sheriff speaks on Chris Dorner, a premature horse needs help, and LiLo needs to check into rehab. Plus: Keep up with us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter: @LAist @LAistFood @LAistSports. You can also find us on Pinterest, Storify, Foursquare, and Instagram (laistpics).