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Joe Jonas Sex Tape Shows Drug-Fueled BDSM Sexcapades
Jo Jonas (Music4mix / Shutterstock.com)
OK kids, it's time for some truth talk -- when you take a purity pledge, you don't wind up pure. You wind up with a ball gag in your mouth, a dildo up your ass and a video camera turned on, such that your escapades will soon be viewed by internet users the world over.
At least, you do if your name is Joe Jonas. Buzzfeed reports that the 23-year-old one-time tween sensation, who had pledged to remain celibate until marriage, has instead revealed himself to be quite the little freak in the bedroom. A sex tape made with his girlfriend, 28-year-old Blanda Eggenschwiler, shows the couple getting downright filthy with a number of sex toys, and a videographer brought on with the sole purpose of shooting the couple engaging in kinky coitus.
According to Buzzfeed:
At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail. They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries "Owww! Don't do that anymore!" Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to "lick my p**** juice off of it," and he complies.
Footage has not yet hit the internet, but let's start taking bets on how long it will be before it does.
UPDATE: Jonas, through a rep, denies the tape even exists. His rep told TMZ, "There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false."
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