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I Love Comparing Apples, whether shiny, in a bra, or rotten: Tom Anderson vs Tom Anderson 2.0...n more

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Tom Anderson -dork ---------vs--------- Tom Anderson 2.0 -rich Cali millionaire

+has more friends

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+has more money
+works in front of the computer all day

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+makes club appearances
+lives in LA

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+travels the globe
+has to fight spammers

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+has to fight off hordes of hot chicks
+has a window office

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+has VIP access
+answers to Rupert

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+answers booty-calls
+looks like a dork

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+looks LAmerican
+has his own parking spot

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+takes the newscorp private jet
winner: Tom Anderson v2.0 --rich, crunk, millionaire.
Photo by Tom via Myspace | Publicity Photo via Guvernment

For the Real Worlders (Sydney season fans):
SHAUVON ------------------------vs------------------------ KELLYANNE DRESSED AS SHAUVON FOR HALLOWEEN

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+has big tits

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+has huge tits
KellyAnne wins.
Photo by Jason Champbell via MTV.com | Photo by KellyAnne via Myspace

okay next: the rotten

FRED NORRIS ----------------vs---------------- YOUTUBE KILLER

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+probably going to snap one day on howardtv

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+already snapped on youtube
+part of the radio revolution

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+...screamed revolution.

this one is probably "too soon," to make these sorts of comments about. :(
okay I'll stop. no winner.
Photo by Kingfox via flickr | Photo by AP via yahoo!news

In closing, Tom Anderson: relatable dork, or secretly owns the myspace profile: myspace.com/myshitdontstink -that's gone Hollywood?
I've never had the pleasure of meeting Tom. ...I am just saying.

update: see, I told you this guy's Hollywood now:

Tom
I'm getting too many comments too fast; to save system resources, I modified my profile to limit the number of comments per day. Try back tomorrow. :-)