Overheard in L.A.: Why The Walk Of Shame In L.A. Is Extra Shameful
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from casting calls, airport bars and Beverly Hills.
Overheard of the Week
"Oh my god, the walk of shame is so much worse in LA because no one walks here."
Outside the window via @benmatthewempey
Rich People Are Adorbs
"I think it's cute when I park my new McLaren next to his old McLaren!"
At the Beverly Hills Father's Day Car Show via @Mike_Magrath
Older Lady #1: He says he doesn't recognize me anymore.
Older Lady #2: It happens, you've been married a long time.
Older Lady #1: it's not that, it's because of my new chin.
Over lunch at Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills via @fourfckssake
God, I Can't Keep Up
"Red quinoa? Oh, it's THE trendy grain in LA right now."
"You dry humped a Jonas brother?!!"
More Trendy Grains
"I only eat steel cut oatmeal."
"What's steel cut?"
"I dunno. They chop it with an ax, I guess."
"I literally am like, in love with Daft Punk. Like, it's not even funny."
At American Apparel while "Around The World" plays via @MsLauraReeve
Why Dudes Can't Do Mimosas
"No, but dude, I can't do mimosas, cuz then I'll get all conscious about all the sugar I'm drinking."
In Culver City via @bzrong
What Would Jesus Do?
"If Jesus was drunk they'd make him walk in a straight line on water for his sobriety test."
In a jacuzzi via @mauraIess
"I didn't want to be on the show anyway!"
In Hollywood via @billythekidog
"I'll probably go out to dinner with him, but I Zillowed his address..."
"I'm from Bel Air. Like 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air'? I'm fucking Ashley in this bitch."
In the train via @IkeMoses
"Do you need me to demonstrate that I'm willing to do nudity...?"
At a casting call via @ms_meliarose
"Do you have paper towels, I just spilled my entire drink on Ron Jeremy."
At Arena Cinema via @ArenaScreen
"She married into a religious family. Hopefully they're the drunk kind of religious."
Outside the Echoplex via @nikoriana
Not Even Sure About The Coffee
"My film degree and 25¢ gets me a cup of coffee."
At LAX via @LaurenInColor
No No No
"We need to up the bro quotient."
At Paramount via @MysteryExec
"Instead of an anti-bullying campaign, how about a pro-bullying campaign? Toughen up, America."
At the airport bar via @DanDShapiro
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