Overheard in L.A.: Partly Sunny With A Chance Of Plastic Surgery
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from Cannes and coffee shops.Overheard of the Week
Guy 1: "Why do all girls have big boobs in this city?"
Guy 2: "It's the weather, bro."
At a sushi restaurant via Riccardo Maddalosso
Sucking Up At Cannes
"I can't wait to see your movie."
"I can't wait to see YOUR movie!"
At Cannes via @FinnAtFox
It Starts Young
Mom to 4-year-old: "It's ok to talk, you know."
4-year-old:"I'm saving my energy."
"Vine? Isn't that the thing where you post a 6-second clip of your dick?"
Girl 1: "Wait... You called the psychic hotline about this?"
Girl 2: "Not the psychic hotline. God, do you think I'm retarded? I have a personal psychic. She's like my therapist."
At Starbucks via @MattOB34
Our Daily Lesson In Physics
Girl: "My water isn't cold enough."
Employee: "Would you like a cup of ice?"
G: "No! I want it cold now!"
Why We're In A Relationship
"She could ruin your life if she wanted to man, you gotta stay with her."
In a studio hallway via @RebeccaBlaydes
How We're Preserving Our Dignity
"Stop talking about what shows you like, before I lose any more respect for you."
"Westwood is the new Hollywood."
In Westwood via @Jenny_Noonan
"Oh good, you're a Capricorn? You're perfect for the job!"
At a coffee shop via @sarahbmount
Location Location Location
"Do you know about that dispensary next to the Jehovah's Witness church?"
Why We're Not Cool
"I didn't so much stop doing drugs as I had kids and just forgot to keep doing them."
"She's very attractive, so I trust her."
At the office via @KATIEALDRIN
How We're Earning Our Keep
"My agent said rich old guys would be here. That's why I'm wearing a push-up."
At a party via @deSouza_palooza
"I need the best vantage point for a snap chat."
How Our Dreams Were Crushed
"No you can't buy a $40,000 horse. The budget is twenty five."
At the Grove via @jonnyumansky
"He was SO nice, he must have been from the Midwest or something."
You Say That Like It's A Bad Thing
"Girl, they got nothing here unless you want almond butter."
At the Hollywood Farmer's Market via @kellyoxford
In A Way
"Have you seen Terms of Endearment lately?"
"The sci-fi film?"
In Los Feliz via @cschleichsrun
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