Overheard in L.A.: Why Being Beautiful Is So Important
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from auditions, the people's republic of Santa Monica and the freezing cold.
Overheard of the Week
"When someone's not pretty, I have trouble talking to them. There's a disconnect."
No Pain, No Gain
10-year-old: "I know it's cold, but I just got this cute top from Abercrombie and I don't want to cover it up."
"Is everyone here comfortable with full nudity? And you need to be shaved. Like, shave shaved."
At an audition via @DiFonzoMarks
Fun In The Sun
"Can we sit with our backs to the sun? I just spent a shitload lasering my face."
At Bay Cities via Jose Cabrera
If You Have To Ask
Girl to her boyfriend: "What if you wear just a nice shirt with your red bow-tie. Or, or wear your black shirt with the red bow-tie and just some really cute boots? Or is that too...?"
At Intelligentsia via Kasra Farahani
That's Not How It Works
"I hope my therapist googled me so she knows who the fuck she's talking to."
Mysteries Of The Universe
Guest: "Why do we have Shabbat?"
Host: "I dunno. Let me google it."
At a Shabbat dinner via @Naomi718
"He looks just like my ex, the shirt, the hair, the drinking."
At the Standard Hollywood via @standardhwood
"I feel like I wasn't tweeting organically."
Children's Book In The Making
"No, Sarah. Pet the bunny gently, like an iPad."
At a pet store via @rolldiggity
Person 1: "She's not from here, so whatever."
Person 2: "Where's she live?"
Person 1: "Sherman Oaks."
In Santa Monica via @TheSantaMonican
Or Whatever That Coldish Season Is
Father to his son: "The leaves are changing color for the fall."
"Why can't you be more like Wolverine?"
At a Panera via @epmaher
"You can tell her that Variety is unavailable to her for the rest of eternity."
In Variety's newsroom via @Variety_KWilder
Person 1: "What are you seeing?"
Person 2: "We're seeing ... honey, what are we seeing?... Oh.. We are seeing Thirty Dark Zero..."
At the Arclight via @JennaUshkowitz
"Hey Genesis, check out this Armadillo."
At Rose Bowl flea market via @KeepSoPasWeird
"The best part about my job is dealing with the archetype."
Why We Party
Guy: "You could've found yourself an old man to pay off your student loans."
At brunch at Pips via Miss Wilson
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