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Overheard in L.A.: Our Coachella Fantasies

Coachella dreamin' (Photo by arne meyer via the LAist Featured Photos pool)
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This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from Urban Outfitters, our fine local institutions of higher education and, of course, Coachella.

Overheard of the Week
Dude 1: "$9 for a slice!"
Dude 2: "So much money!"
Dude 1: "Dude, think of how much @TacoBell you could get for $9."
Dude 2: "Don't depress me!"
via @keetots

It's All Relative
"Going to the second weekend of Coachella is so... embarrassing."
In Los Feliz via @MysteryExec

Overdoing It
"Sorry, I guess I've been eating too much glowstick tonight."
via @HooperHairPuff

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It's An Emergency
"Anybody have any bath salts?!!"
At Coachella via @irabrianmiller

Creative Types
Girl to her mother: "I don't know if I'm going to graduate from art school. I might just DJ."
On the Expo Line via @joshsteich

Losing Our Religion
"I LOVE brunches! That's why I don't go to church!"
via @Royal_Flyness

How Considerate
"I know you guys don't have gluten-free bread, so I brought my own. Can you toast it for me?"
via @mominLAcity

Eye Candy For Nerds
"How many boobs have we stared at today?"
At the Renn Faire via @devincf

The Beginning Of A Wonderful Evening
"We just ordered $47 worth of nachos. So we're gonna be here for a bit."
At the Farmers Market via @LordWilliam

Brunch Dreams
"Can you wrap my pancakes in bacon?"
via @DuParsRestauran

Party In The Front
"Her skirt was like a mullet. Long in the back. Short in the front."
via @madog188

Troubled Times
"I'm going to go commit Sudoku downstairs."
In the office at Cinefamily via @cinefamily

Cosmetic Emergencies
"I forgot my sunglasses. This is why I got Botox. I squint a lot."
via @americanizms

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Aren't They All?
"I am a famous aspiring actress."
In Hollywood via @LostInTheMovies

Not A Compliment
Guy 1 on "Dancing With The Stars" pros: "She's aging well."
Guy 2: "She's 23."
At LAX via @DC_Douglas

Hollywood Problems
"I can only pull strings with Gerard Butler a few times a year."
In office via @alexjustinger

Soul Mates
"I dunno I always cut my hair when I drink lots of wine. Wait, you do too? Are you a Gemini?"
At Urban Outfitters via @LaurenBanks8

Our Line In The Sand
"I don't give a shit! It's just weed. I'm not on probation. You can't go tearing through my shit like that!"
via @katiemathewson

Geometry Lessons
"Nah, my mama's booty looks like a trapezoid."
via @IndiaShawn

Man to wife: "One day we'll be sitting here for Zooey Deschanel."
At a Barbra Streisand tribute via @ZeitchikLAT

Not Everyone Is Compatible
Guy on cell phone: "My ex-girlfriend's breast milk used to give me the hives."
via @Ed_Ackerman

Life Is So Hard
"They ran out of soy milk. So I'm not drinking soy milk. I'm drinking tears of disappointment."
At a UCLA dining hall via @thisisLeeAnn

Man Whore
Guy 1: "She's a whore, man."
Guy 2: "How do you know?"
Guy 1: "I sexted her twice so..."
via @alonelycardigan

By The Way
Female make-up artist: "I'd let J.Lo stick a turkey baster up my ass while doing her make-up. I'd let her do lines off my tits! Actually, I've done lines off Britney's tits..."
via Karli Watland

Sounds Like FUN
Student: "Seriously! We put the FUN in dysfunctional. We put the FUN in dysfunctional!"
At CSULA via Abigail Juaner

Tricks Of The Trade
"Dude, you bring a joint to a party and you're guaranteed at least three business cards."
Outside a party near West Hollywood via Eliot

Rules For Dating
Girl: "Stacy has a date tonight."
Guy: "On a Monday night?"
Girl: "Yeah, he must not be a sports fan."
Guy: "Deal breakerrr!"
In line at Lemonade downtown on night of NCAA championship via Michael Sandler

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