Overheard in L.A.: The Word Angelenos Will Never Stop Saying
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from Angelenos on diets, overprotective mothers and, as always, the self-absorbed.
Overheard of the Week
"Dude, dude go up. Dude. Dude. Duuuuude. It's like that, dude."
The Most Difficult Dieters
"He wasn't a vegan. He was a Vulcan. It's a different dietary situation."
He's No Van Gogh
"I dunno about that guy. That dude has millions of selfies."
At a bar via @HansDekline
Starting With The Man In The Mirror
"I spend a lot of time alone, so I change my look a lot so the people I talk to in the mirror always look different."
The Trouble With Dating
"I mean, it's not that I'm out of his league, he's just below my ambitions. Does that make sense?"
At Sage in Echo Park via @anakincarver
"Where can I find this friendzone I need some friends."
Proving Our Masculinity
"No! I didn't scream like a girl...I screamed like a fuckin' man."
At Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights via @
Green Is The New Black
"They've gotten more sexy now: Brussels sprouts."
In Trader Joe's via @Girl_Genius
"I'm going to outsource my next breakup."
A Star Is Born
"Well, girl. You're in L.A. now. You have to dress up."
At Yogurtland via @LandLLosAngeles
No Such Thing As Too Much Of A Good Thing
"Think it's too much I do peacock, Aztec, cheetah and ombré? Ok, I'll do Aztec on one hand and peacock on the other."
At a nail salon via @melicious_one
If You Have To Ask
"I keep smelling weed, but then again, I think it's just me."
Why We're Calling Poison Control
"Spit that gum ball out. it's not good for you. IT'S NOT SUGAR FREE."
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