Jessica P. Ogilvie

The gates of hell are encrusted in icicles and the lady they call Kim has announced that she'll be leaving "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" after its ninth season.

Well, we can all sleep easy tonight: Fergie and Josh Duhamel have successfully reached their goal of conceiving a human. This morning, the singer -- whose full name is Stacy Ann Ferguson -- tweeted the happy news.

The hotel is owned by Brunei, a country in which male homosexuality is illegal. To let would-be diners or dwellers know about the hotel's links, two half-naked men will frolic in a bed outside the hotel at noon today.

What has two wheels, pouffy sleeves and teased hair? Someone on their way to LA County Bicycle Coalition's 80s-themed Bike Prom!

A man riding a bicycle in South L.A. was shot and killed yesterday afternoon, reports City News Service. The man, who was identified today as 30-year-old Darnell Charles, was pedaling down the street near Menlo Avenue and Imperial Highway at about 3:20 p.m. when a car pulled up to him, according to the news site.

Listen, nobody likes Chris Brown, but that doesn't mean that he should be accosted by angry drunk people outside of nightclubs (it does possibly mean that he shouldn't be allowed in nightclubs, but that's a whole different story). Whilst leaving Playhouse in Hollywood recently, Brown was caught on video by TMZ getting into a verbal spat with a random dude.

Buffy fans: Willow needs your help. According to TMZ, Alyson Hannigan - who is known more recently for her role as Lily on "How I Met Your Mother" - says a man named John Hobbs has been harassing her via social media and on her personal website.

In tonight's Extra, Extra, the Beverly Hills Hotel is embroiled in scandal, a light rail gets fixed up, and a local high school does an academic decathalon. Plus: Keep up with us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter: @LAist @LAistFood @LAistSports. You can also find us on Pinterest, Storify, Foursquare, and Instagram (laistpics).

As the hunt for Christopher Dorner extends to the sea and accomplices are sought, those who were named in his manifesto continue to fear -- very rightly so -- for their lives.

For the first time ever, Navy sailors can get Starbucks while they are out at sea. According to a statement issued by the U.S. Navy, a "Starboxer" - a.k.a. Starbucks -- has opened up aboard the San Diego-based USS Boxer.

A wrong-way driver on the 170 caused two collisions and sent three people to the hospital after heading north on the southbound lanes at about 3:00 this morning, reports City News Service.

According to TMZ, Bryan Norwood was responsible for verifying the R&B star's track record of hours. He was reportedly planning to resign anyway, but the Brown saga may have prompted him to do so sooner rather than later.