Bachelor Bob

#68 50-year-old dead baby found in Del Ray Beach in a suitcase hidden in another suitcase - AP #69 Labor camp owner in Jacksonville given 30 years - WRAL #70 Despite hosting two teams from the chilly midwest, Miami hotels are not sold out a week before the Super Bowl, some say because the prices are way too high - Miami.com #71 Man who stole three vehicles including Crystal Gayle's tourbus found at the...

Above we see an American Humvee making its way through an Iraqi traffic jam. Some say they are driving this way because a US military vehicle stuck in traffic is a sitting duck for an insurgent with a dream. Still, we worry about the pedestrians. After the jump, US troops using military video equipment, tape an Iraqi couple having sex in a convertible....

- The founder of Reason magazine wrote a column in today's LA Times entitled "Let them have their pot" about the feds cockblocking weed from sick people - LAT - The cost of getting a California medical marijuana ID card is going up almost 1,000% because not enough people are getting California medical marijuana ID cards. Which is interesting because we thought that marijuana dispensaries in LA were booming. So wtf? - Bay Area...

Amy Jo Goddard, aka HoneyToes, is a professor, and professional sexuality trainer and consultant. The UC Santa Barbara graduate and author of Lesbian Sex Secrets for Men (well before the Queer Eye guys showed up), was nice enough to give us a Top 10 Sex accessories list that we are sure you would rather read than this intro... HoneyToes' Top 10 Sex Paraphernalia for the Adventuresome Spirit of any Orientation 10. A flogger, crop,...

#63 Two-time NASCAR champ pulled out his dipstick and peed on a car in a Daytona Beach parking garage - Local 6 #64 Four men are using submachine guns to hold up check cashing locales in Orlando - Local 6 #65 Family on a plane trying to leave Florida to get back home to Massachusetts is kicked off the plane because their 3 yr old is crying too much - ABC #66 Cocoa Beach...

#58 Tallahassee man shoots a one-pound duck, brings it home, puts it in the fridge, two days later his wife asks, "is that a live duck in our fridge or are you just happy to see me." - WREG #59 Palm Beach fines Donald Trump $1,250 a day for his huge flagpole - Orlando Sentinel #60 Ft. Lauderdale literally about to nickel and dime their townsfolk by adding 250 more parking meters - Sun-Sentinel...

Wanna know why I'm a bachelor? Because people are crazy and young brides are the craziest. Some of this young lady's friends are sweet, but some of them are laughing at her and one just keeps filming and filming and filming. Why didn't anyone take the scissors away from this imbalanced lass? Why didn't any one of her friends go with her to the hair dresser? Why are people getting married so damn young?...

#52 Bradenton cop arrests homeless woman and then ties her shopping cart to his cruiser and drags it to the station. - Tampa Bay 10 #53 Office Depot is moving its Successful Businesswomen conference out of South Florida - South Florida Business Journal #54 Four kangaroos die in three days at the Gulf Breeze Zoo - WFTV #55 California freeze will not really be much of a boon for FLA orange growers - Herald...

#49 - Central Florida man thought it would be a good idea to tie up a woman, hang her from a tree, rape her, torture her, and videotape the whole thing for a porno he planned on making. Cop says, "We charged him with just about every charge we could charge him with: False imprisonment, kidnapping and sexually (sic) battery. The sexually (sic) battery was done with a deadly weapon so there will be...

#41 Toddler Dies While Wandering into a Car Wash - Fox News #42 Foster Parent Accused of Sexual Abuse with Four Teenage Boys - St. Pete Times #43 California Citrus Woes are nothing compared to Low Florida Fruit This Year - Orlando Sentinel #44 Construction Worker Dies After Falling into a Woodchipper - CBS4 #45 Manatee Deaths Up in Florida - TC Palm photo by Eric Richardson...