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1001 Reasons LA is Better than Florida
#58 Tallahassee man shoots a one-pound duck, brings it home, puts it in the fridge, two days later his wife asks, "is that a live duck in our fridge or are you just happy to see me." - WREG
#59 Palm Beach fines Donald Trump $1,250 a day for his huge flagpole - Orlando Sentinel
#60 Ft. Lauderdale literally about to nickel and dime their townsfolk by adding 250 more parking meters - Sun-Sentinel
#61 Eighty per cent of Florida is experiencing drought conditions - TBO.com
#62 East Lake library starts a program based on the list "1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die”, and says “Our goal for 2007 is to get all 1,001 books read by the patrons." That might be a difficult task (and a foolish goal) since the library doesn't have all 1,001 books! - TBO.com
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