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Bride FREAKS OUT Before Her Wedding
Wanna know why I'm a bachelor? Because people are crazy and young brides are the craziest.
Some of this young lady's friends are sweet, but some of them are laughing at her and one just keeps filming and filming and filming.
Why didn't anyone take the scissors away from this imbalanced lass?
Why didn't any one of her friends go with her to the hair dresser?
Why are people getting married so damn young? What's the big rush people?
Enjoy your youth while you've got it. And your champagne.