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Today's Imaginary Celebrity Sightings

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Just because a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it doesn't mean it doesn't make a sound. Right? And here at LAist, we believe the same goes for Celebrity sightings.

Just because you didn't see a Celebrity doing something, doesn't mean that they weren't doing such a thing in the first place. And so, in an effort to keep Los Angeles up to date on the things celebrities are doing without your prying eyes gazing upon them -- we give you our first annual Imaginary Celebrity Sightings: July Edition.

This last weekend in Malibu, no one at all saw Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson fighting about the fact that Jessica often subconsciously pushes Nick out of the "circle of conversation" at parties -- causing Nick to fight his way back in to an opening... It's been rumored (but not confirmed or seen) that Jessica said something like, "Nick baby, sometimes I just forget that you're there.." which caused Nick to fly off the handle and throw her designer bag of the day on the ground...