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Sal the Stockbroker Falls off the Stage, Artie Gets Fatter

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Last night several regulars of the Howard Stern show were in Lakeland, Florida doing a comedy night. Anchored by Artie Lange, last night's show brought about appearances by Crazy Cabbie, Richard Christie, Sal the Stockbroker, and Gary "Babbabooey" Dell'Abate, among others.

Everything was fine until Fla Fla Flunkie got on stage as Sal was dancing to a re-working of the Kanye West hit "Golddigger". It appears that right as the horse-toothed jackass reached out towards Sal, the stench from Gary's green teeth blew the former stockbroker right off the stage and into the pit of sweaty Floridians.

All those years of doing retarded things in the wilds of New York, but one visit to Florida and tragedy strikes the Wack Pack.

After the jump Artie responds to a heckler who says something rude about Dana, Lange's former girlfriend.

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Artie Unleashes on a Floridian: