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Sacha Baron Cohen & Will Ferrell Suck Face; Rihanna Grinds
5:46 - Total number of celebs who have visited the Blogghetto: 0.
5:44 - It's time for the next movie spoof, something about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
5:41 - Sacha Baron Cohen (looking handsome as ever) berates Will Ferrelll for not calling him after their tender on-set moment in Talladega Nights. He pulls Will Ferrell in for a long, shameless lip-lock that leaves them both rolling on the floor like fictional teenagers in a fictional meadow.
5:39 - The coveted Best Kiss award goes to the obvious choice, Will Ferrell & Sacha Baron Cohen, beating...
Cameron Diaz & Jude Law - The Holiday
Columbus Short & Meagan Good - Stomp the Yard
Mark Wahlberg & Elizabeth Banks - Invincible
Marlon Wayans & Brittany Daniel - Little Man
5:38 - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry co-stars Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Jessica Biel -- love Jessica's 80s-inspired V-neck mini dress that's adorned at the bottom with what look like little metal studs -- introduce some award, which is really just an excuse for them to do a lame staged skit about how both of their first kisses were with the same girl, who it turns out was Adam Sandler in a wig. Ba-dum-bum.
5:36 - Rihanna sings and grinds. Eva Mendes, gorgeous as ever, looks like she's trying to care. Andy Samberg, in a ratty old T-shirt, looks like he does care.
5:34 - Rihanna, who's channeling Elizabeth Berkeley in a dominatrix outfit that looks like a wardrobe castoff from Showgirls, takes the stage to sing a song about going your own direction. Or something empowering like that.
5:33 - Victoria Beckham in all her bobble-headed, bleached, anorexic, zebra print glory takes the stage with Chris Tucker to introduce Rihanna.