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Video: Kate Upton And Snoop Dogg Star In Bizarre Ad For Hot Pockets
Sometimes, bizarre shit just goes down, without any rhyme or reason. And sometimes, that shit happens to take the form of a Hot Pockets commercial, starring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg.
Such is the case with the most recent ad for the stuffed, baked deliciousness, wherein Upton has some sort of dream about Snoop in which he raps about Hot Pockets, and how he is the secret baker behind their goodness.
Set to the tune of Biz Markie's "Just A Friend," Dogg describes in detail how, exactly, he goes about making some of the best snacks on earth:
I bet you're wondering, who are you?/The baker who made new Hot Pockets come true Wanna bake with me? Then come on in/We light up taste buds from beginning to end
Snoop is then challenged by a butcher, who claims that it's the meat that he puts in the pockets that make them so delicious. They then battle for world domination. Behold: