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Overheard in L.A.: Miley Cyrus’ Flying Weiner

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This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation about cleanses, juice fasts and Miley Cyrus' insane show.Overheard of the Week
“I was hoping she’d trade out the weiner for a wrecking ball.”
via @hunterschwarz

You can make anything out of soy
“I’m the social media rep for this new vegan condom company.”
via @megmill

We can’t with this one
“I can’t be homeless and like ... selfie, you know?”
via @Juan_Vigoda

Possible ‘Girls’ dialogue
“I’ve got a receding hairline, so the desperation is there. I’m not going to cheat on you.”
via @RoseMarziale

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But it’s not even Coachella yet
“He smelled like a Porta Potty doused in Vodka.”
via @cfrossi

This should never be asked
“Are you guys having a rave or a hipster party?"
via @OffTrackCooking

Not too surprising
“He’s dumb. Like, really dumb. But he has a show on the E channel.”
via @steveyoungrocks

We’d hate this kid, but we’re really just envious
“If I take the LSAT, then my parents are getting me a fucking golden retriever.”
via @buckzollo

Do you, girl
“I deserve prosciutto.”
via @SCHULman2LeanOn

The tales used to keep me riveted
“I am so over your cleanse.”
via @MariaBru88

Sorry, we’re suckers for a good pun
“I’m Jewish so I can't watch Kevin Bacon movies.”
via @CahndyPahnts

True accomplishment
“Yeah my weekend was good, I finished 'Gossip Girl.'”
via @niicolegranados

Better praise than getting an Oscar
“Fat Christian Bale is my spirit animal.”
via @alexsloanemusic

Where is Fran Drescher now?
“We can't let the nanny watch the kids while she’s on a juice fast."
via @ourWEHO

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Previously:
Overheard in L.A.: The Valentine’s Day Edition
Overheard in L.A.: We’re Already So Over Dumb Starbucks
Overheard in L.A.: That Time We Sort of Met Justin Bieber
Overheard in L.A.: Overheard in L.A.: The 'Everything I Do Is An Audition' Edition
Overheard in L.A.: The Sad Truth About Adam Levine's Complexion
Overheard in L.A.: The Word Angelenos Will Never Stop Saying
Overheard in L.A.: How We're Losing Our Minds
Overheard in L.A.: The Main Problem With Dating Actors
Overheard in L.A.: The Truth About Horrible Drivers
Overheard in L.A.: Why Our Wedding Was A Failure
Overheard in L.A.: Things We Want From An Open Relationship
Overheard in L.A.: Westside Lies
Overheard in L.A.: Why The Walk Of Shame In L.A. Is Extra Shameful
And more!