Lindsay William-Ross

We warned you: It's going to be mighty hard (not to mention mighty stupid to try) to get away with driving drunk this St. Patrick's Day weekend. Revelers beware, and plan how you're going to get home from your celebrations safely.

Sorry buyers, but Anschutz Entertainment Group (AEG) is no longer for sale. AEG's billionaire owner, Philip Anschuts revealed today he's decided not to sell the biz that controls major downtown property L.A. Live along with the Staples Center and the Los Angeles Kings.

A deceased female was found by a passerby on a valley sidewalk. The unidentified woman, thought to be between 30 and 35 years old, was discovered at around 5 p.m. Wednesday evening outside a home in the Granada Hills area.

Urasawa is without a doubt the ultimate sushi destination in Los Angeles, where fans of freshly sliced raw fish and other Japanese delicacies make once-in-a-lifetime pilgrimages to shell out hundreds of dollars per person for an amazing sushi experience. Now the Beverly Hills restaurant is the one shelling out the big bucks, this time in fines and back wages stemming from labor violations.

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Authorities in Orange County say an armed attack on two 12-year-old boys may have been a robbery, not the kidnapping and sexual assault attempt the circumstances may have first suggested.

Sad news to report for fans of Justin Bieber and/or hamsters (come on, we know you're out there). The Biebs' furry friend has sadly gone to the great hamster wheel in the sky.

Ladies and gents, did you know that men have declared March 14 as "Steak and BJ Day"? Yes, that's right, in response to having to bust out the hearts and flowers on February 14, dudes are expecting their mates to dole out the meat and oral pleasure. After all, it shows you care, right?

A group of kids who ate a marijuana-laced brownie brought to school by a classmate ended up in an area hospital after getting sick.

Looks like the Southern California chapter of the Better Business Bureau is the kind of the biz that might end up on their own naughty list. Now the chapter has been expelled from the national nonprofit organization for some questionable practices.

73-year-old Evans Davidson was pretty sure the body of the woman in the casket was not that of his wife of 51 years, Darlene, but Simpson's Mortuary in Inglewood insisted it was--she just looked a little different because she was embalmed.

Several University of Southern California basketball players have been implicated in a series of brawls inside and outside of a handful of bars and restaurants in Spokane, Washington.