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Weekend Gossip Round-Up

So far I'd say March is a tad slow with it's celeb gossip, but here's a quickie to tide you over until something super juicy happens (I'm assuming the Britney suicide attempt is a crock).
Nicole Richie is hospitalized after falling ill on set. Maybe she should try eating - Us Weekly
Woody Harrelson gets into an argument with the staff of The Other Room - TMZ
Good thing Madonna's out and Brooke Shields is Britney's new middle aged guru, think they'll kiss too? - Access Hollywood
Jared Leto attempts stage dive, forgets his fans are pre-teens of the female variety, sustains injuries - MTV News
Madonna and Guy Ritchie celebrate being pseudo Jews - Perezhilton
Eva Longoria's loose lips get her in big trouble - National Enquirer
Who hasn't always dreamed of going to a B&B owned by Tori Spelling and that creepy husband of hers...in Temecula? - Just Jared
The Weekend in Celeb Birthdays - DListed
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