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I really want to know Victoria's Secret

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Namely, how did Victoria manage to brainwash 80% of the adolescents in LA into thinking that this is cool?

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The Pink line came out in 2004 and was geared toward college co-eds who like to flounce around the dorms in their pajamas. This would explain this idiotic "PHI BETA PINK" and "Pink University" crap. When I see this, my head nearly explodes with a deluge of unanswered questions. For example: Who buys this stuff? Some college co-eds who didn't make Phi Beta Kappa but figured they could fool their friends by wearing this stuff? And why is it that only one of the items that says PINK is actually pink? Is it a society for the colorblind? A society for the reinstatement of the correct use of the word “irony”? Where exactly is Pink University? Are they accredited? Are their most popular majors reproduction and moronic consumer marketing? What does P.I.N.K. stand for? Pathetically Insecure and Neglecting Knowledge? Pussy Inside Needs Kisses?