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Um, we’re not too sure how good an idea it is to drape living animals all over you while you motorcycle around town, like some kind of maniac. It is a full moon tonight, but could you at least make some kind of attempt at not painting the streets with Labrador carcasses?You are the equivalent to PETA’s worst nightmare… on steroids. Let us not ignore that there is some sick sort of way you positioned the dog in the back to be “riding” you. Classy. Your ménage-a-trois of terror must immediately come to a halt. Where are your dog leashes? Why must you shun Los Angeles’s wonderful weather and scenic landscapes? Have people truly given up on walking ‘round here? Did anyone catch the license plate so we can call the SPCA??

In the end LAist is just happy that they all held still long enough for such a clear, crisp picture.