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Living In Sin: Magic Melons
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Sex is something that drives us, empowers us and gets us into really stupid situations with people we have no business seeing naked. Jen Sincero is the bestselling author and sexpert with the carnal knowledge you need. Ask her your questions (all are posted anonymously). Cuz there's no such thing as being too good in bed.
Dear Jen,
I have a question. Sometimes I think I might be able to have an orgasm from someone sucking my nipples. Do you have any experience with this?
- My Nipples Rule
Dear Nipples,
I’m sorry to say I don’t. Unlike you, instead of teetering on the throbby edge while someone is smoking my areolas, I’m trying to figure out how to get him off of me so I can get to the kitchen. Because nipple play makes me thirsty. Insanely so. Pretty much one little suck and all I can think about are hoses, water coolers, clear running streams – sexy things like that. I’d have to breast feed wearing a camel pack.
I’d say there are a couple of things at work in your case. One is that you’re reacting to Oxytocin, which is a hormone related to breast feeding, bonding and uterine contractions. It’s secreted when someone sucks on your nipples, as well as when you have an orgasm, and can make you feel all sexed up and happy. I’m still amazed that someone hasn’t figured out how to extract it, cut it with speed and sell it at raves.
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Also, people can do pretty much anything they to want if they put their minds to it. If you wanted to have an orgasm while sitting in an economics seminar, for example, you could. The brain is our biggest sex organ, so whatever you latch onto up there can get you excellent results down there. In fact, I've taught myself to have an orgasm with zero physical stimulation. Hands free. I just get a filth fest going on in my brain, concentrate real hard, and there she blows. I'm confident that with a little hard work and a good lesbian gang bang fantasy or two, you could make your knobs go to 11 as well.
My question for you is, why are you still at the "sometimes I think I might" phase? Whyfore have you not affixed someone to your magic melons until the mighty threshold is crossed to find out for sure? I think that sounds like an excellent way to spend an afternoon. And a great trick to have up your sexual sleeve...
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