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Lindsay Lohan Knows What Killed You
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Just when you thought that "I see dead people!" joke would finally die...Lindsay Lohan has to go and get herself a gig at a morgue. What a girl has to do these days to dig up a decent date!
Actually, Lohan has been sentenced to work at a morgue by the judge who was assigned to her latest drunk driving case. Lohan must spend a grand total of eight hours in a morgue to learn about the perils and pitfalls of drunk driving. (By the way, Linds, honey, I think I know a guy who will chauffeur you around whereeeeeever you want to go, lemme know if you want his number.)
From the AP: "Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room." She also spent two months in rehab (where she also developed a healthy sex addiction, way to upgrade!!!), and has done "some" community service.
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