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LAist's Love For Money: Tom Cruise Edition

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Let's face it -- Tom Cruise must really be worried.

Every time the guy reaches a turning point in his career... Every time we start to think that his movies are grossing less than other "not-so amazing movie stars..." Every time he's got a movie coming out...

He hooks up with another woman.

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Unnamed sources located in the highest positions of power here in Hollywood have whispered about Cruise and his methods on more than one occasion. That Cruise's relationships have been coordinated by the Church of Scientology to give the illusion that he is a ladies man, a stud, and a sex symbol in an attempt to keep people going to see his movies. That every single relationship since his two year stint with Rebecca DeMornay and his marriage to Mimi Rodgers (who introduced Cruise to Scientology) has been engineered to reap huge box office gold.