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LA Conversations: Awards Edition

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Overheard Saturday night while standing at valet outside an Independent Spirit Awards After Party:

Designated Driver (as she sits in the driver's seat): Somebody was getting high in here. Your car totally smells like pot.

Drunk car owner (after smelling her car and returning to the valet station): I don't mean to offend anyone but which one of you guys was toking up in my car?

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Valet Manager: Oh no. Not my guys. They've been with me for years.

Drunk car owner (to one of the valet guys): Come smell.

Valet guy takes a quick sniff of the car and says: I don't smell anything.

Drunk car owner: Get your head in here!

Valet guy takes a bigger sniff: No. I don't smell it...and I know what it smells like.

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Designated Driver: Close the door, you're letting the smell out!

Drunk car owner to second valet guy: You wanna get a whiff too?

photo by Vivian Fung.