Harry Potter 7 Title Revealed and Other Lame News
Harry Potter 7 is going to be named "Harry Potter and the Who Really Gives a Sh*t Except for Everyone including my Ex-Girlfriend"
More important headline news from CNN:
Monica Lewinsky received her masters degree in psychology. No one really cares except for every national news outlet.
Study: Teens Getting High on Legal Drugs. Fact: Teens are getting high on whatever they can get.
Hilary Duff drops restraining order against photographer...yawn.
Everyone's favorite, Fox News:
Pit Bull that allegedly chewed off baby's toes is absolved, turns out it was their pet ferret.
Congratulations, you now have your day's worth of useless information.