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I'm not saying that a woman's genuine feelings should ever be invalidated by accusations of hormonal instability. And maybe it would be a good idea to pick your fucking socks up off the fucking floor just this ONCE. But I did used to live in a house full of redheads, and I had to find some way to keep them from killing each other once a month. I invented this milkshake/mudslide that is guaranteed to sooth the savage beast. And if not, you can always crush up a Xanax and drop it in there too. Add a little more syrup to cover up the bitterness.

3 cups vanilla ice cream
1/4 cup Hershey's chocolate syrup
1 ounce Kahlua
1/2 ounce Amaretto
1 1/2 ounces vodka
1/4 cup milk.

In a blender, blend together ice cream, syrup and alcohol. Add milk a little at a time until it is the right consistency.

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(Photo by Elise Thompson who freaked out everyone in the grocery store)