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Carl's Jr. sucks the big one with their new burger.

these people cant get enough
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Dear Carl’s Jr.,

Look, it’s not that a pastrami burger is a bad idea, and perhaps thought up by some vile criminally insane think-tank… It’s that you would have to be retarded or some kind of asshole to buy a pastrami burger from a restaurant that thinks it’s selling a six-dolla-burger for $5. That so called sixdolla patty ain’t even good enough to use as a coaster for my Keystone Ice.

Everything has to be a novelty with you guys.

Why not deep fry it, wrap it in bacon, and serve it on a tostada shell while you’re at it. You make me want to smear mayonnaise into your ears. (again).