This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from yuppies arguing who can consume more vegetables, somebody getting a German lesson, and an up-and-coming web content creator.
Overheard of the Week
"There's no way you could eat as many vegetables as I juice in one day. Impossible."
via @Will_Rassman
A Good Quality To Look For In A Person
"You have a very good birth canal."
via @FNDanielle
Lost In Translation
"You know that every time you wrote 'danke' I thought you meant 'That's some dank-ass shit' not 'thank you' in German."
via @myersk
Is It Halloween Already?
"Come look at our meat costume."
via @Brittnus
Hannibal Lecteresque
"I save my hair, so that when I'm older my wig will be my own hair."
via @wizkailefa
Nothing Else Can Compare
"I hate everything that isn't my bed, entertainment, or snacks."
via @fivesixtyeight
Or As Much As Beyoncé Would Like You To
"I don't talk about Beyoncé as much as I would like to."
via @gelsomino_123
Modern Romance
"He Snapchats me once a day. I think we're dating."
via @MikeElls16
Network TV Is Dead
"Oh I am the producer of several series. Well, web series."
via @BrightVibes
Our Overheard in L.A. feature relies on you to send us the strange conversations you overhear in this city. Send them our way at tips@laist.com. (In the e-mail, put "overheard" in the subject and tell us who said it, where they said it and any amusing context.)
Previously:
Overheard In L.A.: Things We Said When It Was Hot
Overheard In L.A.: Adam Levine On A Horse Edition
Overheard In L.A.: We're Too Broke To Have Kids
Overheard In L.A.: The Muscle Milk For Your Mustache Edition
Overheard in L.A.: Ridiculous Things People Said At Coachella
Overheard In L.A.: Questionable Things We'd Eat
Overheard in L.A.: The Marathon Edition
Overheard in L.A.: The Rain Is Over, We’re Ready to Party
Overheard in L.A.: Miley Cyrus’ Flying Weiner
Overheard in L.A.: The Valentine’s Day Edition
Overheard in L.A.: We’re Already So Over Dumb Starbucks
Overheard in L.A.: That Time We Sort of Met Justin Bieber
Overheard in L.A.: Overheard in L.A.: The 'Everything I Do Is An Audition' Edition
Overheard in L.A.: The Sad Truth About Adam Levine's Complexion
Overheard in L.A.: The Word Angelenos Will Never Stop Saying
Overheard in L.A.: How We're Losing Our Minds
And more!
