Overheard In L.A.: Vegetable Overconsumption Edition
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from yuppies arguing who can consume more vegetables, somebody getting a German lesson, and an up-and-coming web content creator.
Overheard of the Week
"There's no way you could eat as many vegetables as I juice in one day. Impossible."
A Good Quality To Look For In A Person
"You have a very good birth canal."
Lost In Translation
"You know that every time you wrote 'danke' I thought you meant 'That's some dank-ass shit' not 'thank you' in German."
Is It Halloween Already?
"Come look at our meat costume."
"I save my hair, so that when I'm older my wig will be my own hair."
Nothing Else Can Compare
"I hate everything that isn't my bed, entertainment, or snacks."
Or As Much As Beyoncé Would Like You To
"I don't talk about Beyoncé as much as I would like to."
"He Snapchats me once a day. I think we're dating."
Network TV Is Dead
"Oh I am the producer of several series. Well, web series."
Our Overheard in L.A. feature relies on you to send us the strange conversations you overhear in this city. Send them our way at firstname.lastname@example.org. (In the e-mail, put "overheard" in the subject and tell us who said it, where they said it and any amusing context.)
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