Overheard In L.A.: Things We Said When It Was Hot
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from alienated Westsiders, ravers, bros and the future script readers of America. The heat was getting to our brains, it seems.
Overheard of the Week
"You're moving to Los Feliz? That's so far. And cultural!"
Everything seems cultural when you're in Brentwood. Via @laur_schultzy.
"The dude with the fairy wings and bow and arrows started a rave outside the rave."
Where Do You Think Crossroads Students Come From, Then?
"Like I always said: Valley girls can't handle the Westside."
Go Back To Juicing, Bro
"Do you have real fruit in your smoothies?"
"Well....in the strawberry there's a banana."
Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Crap
"Clark Gable. He had gas."
It's Right Here Under My Yoga Mat
"Can you check if we have agave?"
Having A Cultural Experience At The Grove
"This right here reminds me of New York!"
A New Major At USC?
"'Fratography,' it's spelled how it's pronounced."
Normcore Comes To Town
"You know what's crackin' right now? T.J. Maxx."
Does The Tattoo Say "I'm An Idiot?"
"I got a tattoo on my boob in honor of my best friend because she took me to my first rave."
I, For One, Miss The Raiders
"God doesn't want football here."
Keep Drinking That Muscle Milk, Dude
"These are not man boobs. This is a chest. It's not jiggly and shit."
Future Script Readers Of America At CSUN
"I'm aiming for a C."
This Is Where Your Movies Come From, America
"I hate myself. I think I'm gonna become a script reader."
"It's hot out here for a pimp!"
Wait, Are You Negging Me With Cormac McCarthy?
"Blood Meridian, bro. Read that shit! I'm telling you!"
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