Overheard In L.A.: The Muscle Milk For Your Mustache Edition
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from LAX, Coachella and some sage advice from a religious authority for the super-grain set.Overheard of the Week
"My rabbi told me that for Jews, quinoa is officially a vegetable."
Dayenu! Via @KellySGerner
You Have To Nourish It, Bro
"I love Muscle Milk, but I hate that it gets stuck in my 'stache."
They're Seasoned With Flea-racha
"Do y'all listen to the red hot jalapeño poppers?"
It's Downtown - Don't Tell Jose Huizar
"They have a fake Broadway here?"
The Circle Of Life
"Hipsters are dumb."
"Dude, we're hipsters."
"Well, we're dumb then."
Coffee Bean Struggles
"I'm slurping, but I'm not getting anything."
At The Baggage Claim? Seriously? Go Home
"Is this arrivals or departures?"
, Said Everyone In Los Angeles Ever
"Whew, I'm glad to be home. I'm never going back to my hometown again!"
Step One: Buy A Blender. Step Two: Profit.
"Sriracha is a rich man's sauce at a poor man's price. I want to do the same with juice."
A Personal Trainer Who Really Cares
"Eventually you'll realize your legs are actually connected, and will not come off."
Can't Wait Till They Explain This On "Cosmos"
"It amazes me how much kids look like their parents."
Our Overheard in L.A. feature relies on you to send us the strange conversations you overhear in this city. Send them our way at firstname.lastname@example.org. (In the e-mail, put "overheard" in the subject and tell us who said it, where they said it and any amusing context.)
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