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Overheard In L.A.: My Soulmate Does Not Live In Pasadena

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In this week's edition of Overheard in L.A., we've got dogs, rabbits, and Moon Juice.

Overheard of the Week
"My soulmate does not live in Pasadena."
via @genevieve_vl

Right or left-pawed, though...
"I don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed; they’re just dogs."
via @AngraFilm

Moon Douche
"I feel like a douchebag when I'm drinking a Moon Juice. [long pause] I feel like shit."
via @TravisJamesRae

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Regarding Drake's OVO Store:
"I bet it's just a bunch of sweatpants with owls on them."
Serious burn overheard via Carman T.

Destination brunch
Girl 1: "So what were you in Oakland for?"
Girl 2: "Brunch."
via @germonotv

Ooh celeb
"My rabbit had a role in an indie film."
via @mimimimiii_

Let's keep this one context-free
"And he said 'Honey, give me back the seaweed."
Overheard at the Hollywood Farmer's Market, via @zialogy

"I'll have to ask my cyborg arm guy"
"I met with the visual effects guy. He can do it all except replace the girl's arms with cyborg arms."
via @KNXSimpson

Go to this dog cafe!
"I don't want a dog I just want like...the love of a dog."
via @zigtalk

Kinda sounds like something a charlatan would say
"Lately I've felt like a charlatan. I'm ok with being a dilettante, but not a charlatan."
via @tothemaxxx

By "forced" you mean "blessed," right?
"My tarot workshop ran late and now I'm forced to eat pizza for dinner."
via @kaitnagy

Our Overheard in L.A. feature relies on you to send us the strange conversations you overhear in this city. Send them our way at tips@laist.com. (In the e-mail, put "overheard" in the subject and tell us who said it, where they said it and any amusing context.)

Previously:
Overheard In L.A.: Excuse Me, Have You Heard About Harambe?
Overheard in L.A.: Pagan Witchcraft Isn't For Amateurs
Overheard In L.A.: Let's Live Our Utopian Fantasies At The Container Store
Overheard In L.A.: My Psychic Hasn't Been Getting Back To Me Either!
Overheard In L.A.: The Warlock She's Working With Is Very Powerful
Overheard In L.A.: The Grove, Baby. The Grove!
And more!