A New Reality for the Dodgers
Dodgers' owner Frank McCourt standing between outgoing manager Joe Torre and incoming manager Don Mattingly on Friday, September 17. AP Photo/Alex Gallardo
Welcome to Season 2 of everyone’s favorite reality show: WHO THE HELL OWNS THE DODGERS!
It would be nice to incarcerate Frank and Jamie McCourt to the bowels of the Jersey Shore house in New Jersey. Perhaps have them compete week in and week out to see who gets the plastic surgery of week in Dodgerplasty? Or have them cameo on the Bravo “hit” show The Millionaire Matchmaker where in a cruel twist of fate Patti Stanger sets the two of them up on a date.
Unfortunately this fight isn’t relegated to the margins of cable television to be broadcasted endlessly until our brains turn into a gelatinous mold of paprika-goo. Every time anyone sees the Dodgers play in person or on the television screen, that’s the story that’s seared into their consciousness front and center.
So what have been the latest updates?