LAist Gregg's 7 New Year's Resolutions

7. Get our collective asses in shape! - As written in earlier posts, it looks like We're getting a little tubby over here at LAist. How are we supposed to live in this superficial town when we're a little soft on the edges?

6. Find the treasure underneath City Hall! Thanks for the tip LACityNerd! That being said, I need to buy a pickaxe.

5. 1920x1200 - Jokes for nerds!

4. Visit the Valley on the Metro Orange line and do it for more than just antiques and weed.

3. Embrace our Person of the Year award and make tons more top-whatever lists despite what the old media says about us.

2. Support local sports whether we like seeing celebrities get all the good seats or not.

1. Never worry about whether or not our lists are long enough to post and not to be ashamed that we find this disturbing/hilarious