Jessica P. Ogilvie

In tonight's Extra, Extra, Kobe Bryant faces a big milestone, a Hell's Angel gets sentenced, and Occupy faces some real irony. Plus: Keep up with us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter: @LAist @LAistFood @LAistSports. You can also find us on Pinterest, Storify, Foursquare, and Instagram (laistpics).

If allegations against "Modern Family" actress Ariel Winter's mother are true, she might be in the running for worst parent of the year. First, Chrystal Workman was accused of being a horrific stage mom and lording over Winter during filming, keeping her from eating anything but vegetables and telling her her ears stuck out.

Glenn Beck, he of the constant conservative-bullshit spewing, is about to enter into a domain generally reserved for crazy liberals: Reality TV. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Beck has teamed up with Vince Vaughn to make a show about filmmakers vying for a chance to create a documentary.

Here at LAist, we love Alana Thompson, a.k.a. Honey Boo Boo. We love when she disses Dr. Drew, when she sticks her head in cupcake machines, and when she takes random animals in as her own.

Rapper Frank Ocean of the band Odd Future came out as gay back in July. The revelation made him one of the few men in hip-hop to be openly out with his sexuality.

In tonight's Extra, Extra, Arnold Schwarzenegger reconsiders doing another iteration of "Conan," Kat Von D has a problem fan, and WeHo gears up for gay marriage. Plus: Keep up with us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter: @LAist @LAistFood @LAistSports. You can also find us on Pinterest, Storify, Foursquare, and Instagram (laistpics).

Mitt Romney -- he of the brand new Audi to drown his presidential loss-related sorrows -- was spotted recently at a Costco in La Jolla, stocking up on paper towels and toys.

Some of us love our pets a lot. Like, A LOT. And so we want to give them gifts for the holidays. And, we want even more than that -- we want those gifts to do something good for other animals, as well.

In 2011, the Academy Awards famously tried to inject some youth into their annual proceedings by bringing on Anne Hathaway and James Franco to host. The attempt failed, as Hathaway appeared to have ingested handfuls of happy pills prior to the show and Franco appeared to have smoked all the weed.

Well, Lindsay Lohan had a good run for a minute there. She appeared to be sober, and not high, and not hitting things with her car for a good couple of weeks. But it looks like she's back to her old boozing ways; TMZ reports that the "Liz & Dick" star has been drowning her sorrows in up to two liters of vodka a day.

Rihanna never has and probably never will give a fuck what anyone thinks about her relationship with Chris Brown, and she made that all the more evident today when she posted a picture of her and her ex/possibly-current boyfriend making out on a couch.

An active member of the US Army has been taken into custody for allegedly committing lewd acts on a 13-year-old boy, reports KTLA.