Devon McReynolds

The Santa Ana shop will be dubbed "Roseanne's Joint."

John Mayer's alternative lyrics?

Winter Is Over (If You Want It)

The assault happened on the 720 bus, Metro's most-boarded line in Los Angeles.

Thunder only happens when it's raining.

The surveillance program "potentially affects the privacy of everyone from Orange County's 3 million residents to the 16 million people who visit Disneyland every year," according to an ACLU attorney.

"A path to Dodger Stadium is a pathway to my heart."

Afraid he was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?

"Less people are riding, period. No one really anticipated the severity of the decline."

Plus, the New York Times profiles struggling, Uber-driving actors, a big earthquake hit Alaska, and more end of the day links.

Being a TSA employee is really hard, Daniel Radcliffe plays a farting corpse, and more end of day links!

Cute haircut, by the way.