Overheard In L.A.: Don't Be Stupid. Your Body Is A Temple
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features mermaids, avocados, and, as usual, a #cleanse.
Overheard of the Week
Person 1: "Wouldn't it be cool if we were mermaids?"
Person 2: "Mermaids?!? Oh my God, YES!"
Person 1: "No, roommates!"
Person 2: "Um... Yeah, I guess so."
John Mayer's alternative lyrics?
"Don't be stupid. Your body is a temple."
Jim Morrison's alternative lyrics?
"No, I'm sorry, I love you; what's your name again?"
Joan Jett's alternative lyrics?
"I don't care about my reputation; I just want to be liked."
In the Skrillex Studies program
"He really understands electronic music. I mean, we went to Bard together."
"I'm blonde, but I'm honest."
True guac is in the air
"We have to go to the farmers market to see the avocado guy. He's cute AND has avocados. I mean I could mess with that."
I smell a divorce
"My wife gave me a cleanse for my birthday. [pause] Thanks a lot."
Big Mouth Strikes Again
"Have we worked together before? I remember your mouth."
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