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As long as we're clear
"I can afford cocaine, but I like crack."
Something to bring up at therapy
"The biggest problem in my life right now is I LOVE my therapist, but I HATE my psychiatrist."
How could we have missed 'em
"Did you see my pictures from Mammoth? I was wearing a lot of fur."
Overheard at Cafe Gratitude
"Being vegan is basically like being Jewish."
Vail: Whitest Place On Earth
"I'm gonna need those altitude pills for Vail, Mom."
"My new boyfriend has a swastika tattoo on his penis, should I be concerned?"
Overheard in a bathroom at The Grove, via @LilPinkCoat
Take it to the Supreme Court
"What's your opinion of juice cleanses?"
Overheard in Silverlake via @rucker_pie
"So if you see a guy without a shirt....uhhhh.....it's me."
Dubbya, that you?
"Hindsight is 50/50."
Sounds like the perfect contestant for The Bachelor
"My face is all I have."
The social media version of Stockholm Syndrome
"She kind of disgusts me so I follow her on Facebook."
New York, New York: sounds so nice, they named it not-L.A.
"Here's the thing about L.A....it's NOT New York."
Someone call in the Navajo Code Talkers?
Girl 1: "No, it's like, totally weird, because I really, like, can't even."
Girl 2: (with grave sincerity) "Totally."
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