Overheard In L.A.: Forget It, Jake. It's Hollywood.
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features the bizarro world of Hollywood, a spoiled brat in good shape, and a TV critic Santa.Overheard of the Week
"This is Hollywood. You're going to see some things that confuse you."
"The Walking Dead just isn't what it used to be."
A mall Santa to his assistant mall elf, via @Barryjo1O
"I'm almost financially independent except for my Equinox membership and cell phone bill."
via Juan G.
How would she describe an analog watch?
"It's like a phone, but you can't call anyone on it."
An 11-year-old describing an iPod via @FutureHasbeen
"It's like 50 First Dates but not romantic."
Baby's first drizzle
"He's 18 months and I think this is the first time he's ever been out in the rain."
"I was a reeeally good baby."
Vape It Til You Make It
"As part of my resolution to be more healthy in 2016, I'm buying myself a vape."
"My dad won't buy me any more minks because the last one got covered in paint."
You Won't Believe What Happens Next (Duck Sauce)
"I ate a spring roll the other day, wait til you see what it looked like."
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