Overheard in L.A.: Breathe Into The Idea Of Your Leg
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features brunch player-haters, Adderall, and effusive endorsements of Kirkland toilet paper.
Overheard of the Week
"Breathe into the idea of your leg."
via Lalisa D., heard during a Pop Physique class in Silver Lake
Don't Hate The Player, Hate The Game
"I don't hate brunch. I hate the brunch community."
But I Thought Laughter Is The Best Medicine?
"Just like take an Adderall and shut up."
via Nicole V., overheard at Franklin & Co before a UCB show
"I'm just like, in a very Mercury-in-retrograde state right now."
via Mallory D., from a UCLA campus shuttle bus
"If we all lived on the west side, we'd have to have middle names. Like yoga teachers."
Sigh. Been There.
"Do you know the max you can get from an ATM? I need $700...my woman wants a new couch NOW."
via H. F. while in line at the Los Feliz Lassen's.
Don't We All?
"I hate having to shave my balls for work."
But It's Important That You Are Your Own Best Friend
"If the only person I'm talking to about my problems is myself, I'm in trouble."
They Sure Grow Up Fast Here
"Mommy, can I have a kombucha?"
"I know, you're botched. Who did you go to?"
So Does This Mean 'PBS And Panic' Is The New 'Netflix And Chill'?
"So I hear lmfao is the new lol."
45 Minutes? That's Nothing.
"Only Los Angeles could turn a 7 minute drive into 45 minutes."
You'll Def Need It If You Make A Meal Outta All Those Free Samples
"It feels like you're wiping your tushie with a cloud."
via Ami A., re: a man describing Kirkland toilet paper at Costco.
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