Overheard In L.A.: How Would You Yelp Review The Acid?
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features lost dog sweaters, a dumb bar with no Bud on tap, and a highly unprofessional stunt-porcupine. Overheard of the Week
"You need to be the dream behind the meme."
*Hate* when I misplace them
"You guys haven't seen dog sweaters lying around, have you?"
via @Matt Iseman (host of American Ninja Warrior)
Casual small talk at the art supply store
"Do you suffer for your art?"
This place blows.
"They don't have Bud Light on tap, this isn't worth it."
Happie$t place on Earth
"We just payed $240 so our daughter can meet some damn characters."
Can't leave home without it
"Oh shoot I forgot to bring my Stevia."
Saying u don't want to be a hipster automatically makes u a hipster, tho
"I never wanted to be a hipster, my ex just made me be one."
This hike sucks!!!!!1!!
"No geotags? What kind of peasantry is this?"
The filter adds 10 pounds
Girl 1: "Do you like my filter"
Girl 2: "Honestly whatever makes us look skinniest."
Sounds like a bargain, honestly
"I just spent $20 on a juice and a waffle."
True friends, one question:
"I've bonded with so many people by splitting nachos."
They can't all be Lana Del Rey
"On the one hand, he has a song like 'Video Games' come out, but then it's all systematic failure from there."
THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER.
"You're about to see Dane Cook and you didn't invite me?!"
5 Stars for ambiance alone
"So how would you Yelp review the acid?"
"Wait! We need to cut! The porcupine dropped it's biscuit!"
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