Ze Need More of Ze Punishment
Politicians, world leaders, and monied mac daddies - beware. If you like your sex rough, if you like it superfreaky, make sure to keep it in your own home, with partners you trust. Having kinky sex with paid prostitiutes in an uncontrolled place that could be chock full o' hidden cameras is just stupid.
Because the media loves headlines that include the words:
NAZI INSPIRED SEX ORGY
In fact, I can't think of another phrase we love more. I wish we could do more than italicize it. I wish we could make it flash on and off in da-glo colors with spinning lights around it. I wish we could hire extras from The Producers to dance around it doing jazz hands.
Let the story of Formula One boss Max Mosley be a cautionary tale for you all. Last week The News of the World posted a 90 second clip of Mosley playing sex games with five prostitutes. The video was taken down while Mosley, the son of British fascist Sir Oswald Mosley, attempted to get a high court injunction to prevent the clip from being shown.