Pies, Pies, Pies Yeah
The pie-throwers of America are pissed! Who knows what set them off, but after planting one on Ralph Nader a while back, they've now taken aim at Ann Coulter. During Coulter's speech at the University of Arizona last night, two troublemakers, most likely treasonous America-haters with ties to the Kerry campaign as well as Satan himself, hurled their gooey confections at the popular conservative
hatemonger columnist. She appears to have escaped without injury or mess. LAist isn't sure when pie-throwing became the hip form of political protest, but it's a big step up from all those nasty assassinations, so we won't come down too hard on the offenders. We just wish they had better aim.
In all seriousness, throwing pies at someone you don't like is a childish, petty way to voice your disagreement. We sincerely wish Ms. Coulter a speedy recovery from her trauma, and we would never endorse hurling anything at anyone as any form of protest.
But if we did endorse it, here are the five celebrities we'd most like to see with pie on their face: