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What is happening to our mannequins? First they got all slutty in front of children, no less, and now this.
Remember that Twilight Zone episode where the mannequins all got to take a vacation and be people for a month? I think we can all tell what this mannequin was doing during her vacation. Getting seriously fucked up. "C'mon man, just one hit more before I have to go back in the window? Please? Just one more hit?"
Maybe if she sobered up she would realize that she is wearing a hat that went out of style in 1988.