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Now, let's be honest with ourselves here and just speak the truth: Showgirls is the best movie ever made...ever. Disagree with LAist? Well, you're wrong. It even has a website saying as much with quotes and a picture of Elizabeth Berkeley's dad placed gloriously on her ass. Nomi Malone even has 72 friends on MySpace, many of whom, it seems, have no idea that she is a fictional character. Joe Ezterhas is like a modern day Gepetto turning Elizabeth Berkeley's wooden acting into real boobs for guys like Big Ben out the Boogie Down to lust over.

Citizen Kane must move aside for this cinematic masterpiece and you must get yourself to the UCB Theatre tomorrow night at midnight for their one night only LA performance of their comedic farcical tour de force, Showgirls: The Best Movie Ever Made. Ever.

Wear a costume. We suggest coming as Kyle McLachlan's Shame.