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Overheard In L.A.: Consciousness Is In The Body, Bro

Conscious af right now (Andy Jacobsohn/ Getty Images)
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This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features the plight of the clean-haired, the horrible Dodgers, and Frankie "with an F."Overheard of the Week
"I don't like Rome, everything is too old. I'd rather go to Vegas to buy purses."
via @ourWEHO

We r the world
"Homeless people are just like us. They just don't have homes!"
via @mitchsunderland

You know what they say about small bladders.
"He has such a small bladder, it's such a turnoff."
via @AstoriaMannion

I'm a loser baby
"I took my girlfriend to the Dodgers game and now she thinks I'm a loser too."
via @CallingTheGame

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Home alone
Girl 1: "Everyone is awful. If I worked from home, it would be amazing because I'd be surrounded by people that I like"
Girl 2: "Like who?"
Girl 1: "...myself."
Overheard on the Paramount Lot, via Ashley D.

"Frankie with an 'F'?"
via @SweetL3af

Enlightened AF
" man...consciousness is in the body, bro."
via @guptaviolin

Always a good scapegoat
"Don't worry, Mercury is in retrograde."
via @Sugarhigh5me

"Genuinely concerned"
"I'm genuinely concerned about the quality of Zooey Deschanel's nanny"
via @PenelopeBruise

Ugh so annoying
"My hair's so clean right now. It's making me mad."
via @BrianneHunt

What respectable establishment wouldn't?
"Do you have a gluten-free fryer?"
via @calmdownmatt

September 29th.
"When is Cinco de Mayo again?"
via @kyletwilson

Per se....
"I'm not a drug dealer PER SE..."
via @DS_Wied

"I've had dad bod since I was 8."
via @CahndyPahnts

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