Overheard In L.A.: Consciousness Is In The Body, Bro
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features the plight of the clean-haired, the horrible Dodgers, and Frankie "with an F."Overheard of the Week
"I don't like Rome, everything is too old. I'd rather go to Vegas to buy purses."
We r the world
"Homeless people are just like us. They just don't have homes!"
You know what they say about small bladders.
"He has such a small bladder, it's such a turnoff."
I'm a loser baby
"I took my girlfriend to the Dodgers game and now she thinks I'm a loser too."
Girl 1: "Everyone is awful. If I worked from home, it would be amazing because I'd be surrounded by people that I like"
Girl 2: "Like who?"
Girl 1: "...myself."
Overheard on the Paramount Lot, via Ashley D.
"Frankie with an 'F'?"
"Dude...no man...consciousness is in the body, bro."
Always a good scapegoat
"Don't worry, Mercury is in retrograde."
"I'm genuinely concerned about the quality of Zooey Deschanel's nanny"
Ugh so annoying
"My hair's so clean right now. It's making me mad."
What respectable establishment wouldn't?
"Do you have a gluten-free fryer?"
"When is Cinco de Mayo again?"
"I'm not a drug dealer PER SE..."
"I've had dad bod since I was 8."
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