Overheard At Coachella: Hold One Of My Healing Crystals
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. hits the road for Coachella, where romance and Adderall are in abundance, and the bros are brazen.Modern day Capulets & Montagues
"We were really hitting it off, but then she had an Artist Pass. Whatcha gonna do, ya know?"
How dare she.
(Angrily) "But that's a WASTE of an outfit."
"You'll find me, I'm wearing a white flower crown."
This is Coachella, not the damn geography bee!
"Isn't Portland in Seattle?"
Was Daft Pun playing at your house, too?
"...Then we went back to my place for a little LCD POUNDSYSTEM."
It's very good for you.
"Prosecco would be more hydrating."
So go ahead and call off the Fashion Police
"What am I wearing? According to my brother, I'm wearing the Coachella Starter Pack, so back off bro."
"Why didn't they bring out Eazy E??"
"OMG DONT THINK LIKE THAT. Listen, do you want to hold one of my healing crystals?"
"You don't understand what it's like to be by yourself for two and a half hours, bro!"
Very sick kaftan.
"Dude who you are wearing? That kaftan is sick."
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