Overheard in L.A.: Our Obnoxious New Business Plans
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from fashionistas, Trojans and reality show wannabes.
Overheard of the Week
"I think I'm gonna build a crowd funding platform for crowd funding platforms."
"I wish Amanda Bynes would hit me my 401K could use the boost!"
It's Not Rocket Science
"If I had only known, I would have gone for a career in brain surgery. It's so much easier than a career in acting."
Or the money?
"We're like a modern day Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie without the babies."
"I'm looking for a straw of hay in a stack full of needles."
At USC via @mccluretyler
Our Favorite New Adjective
"The jingle was super intense and...nickelbacky."
Just Another Day In WeHo
Person 1: "What kind of lube do you like for fisting?"
Person 2: "I like Crisco."
Woman holding a cocktail and two plates of food: "I need to pace myself. I'm not pacing myself."
At Taste of L.A. via Hollywood Amazon
Things We're Getting Off Our Chests
Trojan fan to his friend: "I'm just gonna say it, Steve has great calves."
At the USC-Hawaii game via Mike Sandler
"I can't talk about penis size right now...I'm in a meeting."
The Price Is Right
"This is the Norms of strip clubs."
In Inglewood via @avflox
The Libruls Have Won
"Oh my god. Dominos has gluten-free crust now?! I can't believe they caved to those liberals..."
Sad Cuz It's True
"Dude, if we could form a band where all the instruments were cats, we'd own this town."
Why We're Hedging Our Bets
"I know I said I'd quit smoking, but I'm gonna wait to see if we're still here after Dec. 21"
The One Person In Town Who Hasn't Done Yoga
"I haven't stretched since high school."
Maybe When You Move To Portland
"I don't want to glue birds to my vagina yet."
We Hadn't Heard This One
"Good thing I have my library card, cuz I'm checkin you out."
"One of us gotta get on a reality show cuz I'm tired of standing in line to get in the club."
Size 0 Was So Last Year
"Extra small is for fat people now. I'm child's large."
Shit Girls Think
"Well, NOBODY really LIKES their inner thighs."
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