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Decision '06 - Which Porn Star Looks Most Like Britney?
Fleshbot has some very graphic NSFW video of a young lady doing something very loving to her man.
Some say it's pop princess Britney Spears.
Others, like LAist, seem to think that it's not our favorite new divorcee, ya'll. In fact the man in question doesn't appear to be circumcised.
We think the woman in the video is probably adult star Savannah Samson (above, right). We know her because, uh, hmmm... because we see her on the Howard Stern show all the time! Right!
Our pal Defamer seems to think a more likely XXX Britney look-alike is probably adult star Teagan Presley (above, left). He's seen her on Howard too.
So we at LAist are curious, which porn star do you think most looks like America's newest bachelorette?
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